Casandra

Dear Ulf: Two things are beneath my dignity: hurting the feelings of my inferiors needlessly and caring what anyone thinks other than my other-worldly self and a few very special friends like the and the Lady A-D. Arrogant? No. Simply a little something I worked out long ago: what I think about the other person is more important than what he thinks about me. What I think about myself is more important than what the other person thinks about me. Mind, now, we do not kick sacred cows lightly. Heavens, the next thing we knew the serfs would want to their snouts to be counted too, and ladies would stop wearing white kid gloves. Did I ever mention that I loathe being stuffed into little boxes like this? I like to see the whole picture. You, the Colonel, and I are my three favorite "private" authors. Hope this test works. The world is full of computer geeks, but I am the best elf you have. Even if I haven't a clue how to comment on what someone else writes. Food riots in Haiti, Mexico, Africa, stock market tip of the day: buy stock. California bunny rabbits, catfish, chickens...Love, Cassandra

I think your forum has the hiccups. Cassandra is an accomplished editor writer,and typist, and she does not write "the" when she means "thee," or omit "have" about the desires of the serfs. Signed, Cassandra!

Help! I'm trapped in Stormulf's world! How do I get out of here?! Ulf, Ulf, rescue me! Well, no, don't rescue me, come join me in your world, and I will thee a pleasure dome erect. You have your Cassandra in a bottle of your own making. I'm alone, and I don't know what to do. Furnish this world for me, or show me the way to the hollow...Cassandra

Tee, hee! Got it straitened out so belay the last...;)