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Top 10 Ways to Seem Smarter Than You Are


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We all want to seem smart around workmates and acquaintances, but we often don't have the time to put in to further study to achieve this. Luckily, there are a few ways you can make yourself seem smarter with a minimum of effort. This is a list of the ten best tips for appearing smarter.

10. Learn a topic to debunk

The majority of "hot topics" are debated by people with very little knowledge of the subject. A good example of this is global warming - the majority of people you speak to on this subject will tell you how we must change our habits to prevent global warming, but few will know what "anthropogenic global warming" is. Spend a little time learning what the real experts on these faddish topics say and you simply can't go wrong. Try to remember some of the names of authors so you can quote them.

9. Improve your Vocabulary

The simplest way to do this is to subscribe to a "word a day" emailing list. Remember to ensure that you memorize the correct pronunciation and spelling of the new word or phrase. Perhaps you can start with mesonoxian, or any of the words on the Top 10 Weird English Words.

8. Obscure Knowledge

By developing knowledge in a very obscure area, you are very unlikely to meet someone else with the same knowledge. This means you can wax lyrical for hours and it doesn't matter how many mistakes you make - no one will know, and you will seem ultra-smart. You might, for example, spend some time studying the early Egyptian dynasties (or an interesting character like Smenkhkare,) or the writings of early Christian writers. You can be sure that even the most staunch Southern Baptist fundamentalist has never heard of most of the "fathers of the Church", let alone read anything they wrote. Saint Igantius of Antioch is a good start; you can follow up with Athenagoras, Irenaeus, Origen, Novatian, and Polycarp. Great subject matter for the Atheist who wishes to debate against fundamentalists.

7. General Knowledge

This can be done very easily. Buy a Trivial Persuit (Genus Edition) and memorize one card before going to bed each night. In no time you will have a fount of general knowledge so immense that no one will dare debate you at Friday night drinks.

6. Ask Questions

The best way to use this trick is to ask questions when you already know the answer. This is a form of Irony when used in the right way; when the person you are questioning answers, you can ask a related question which will make it appear that you have taken in what they said, absorbed it, and wish to clarify an aspect of the topic. Additionally, when you are discussing a subject with someone who clearly knows less about it than you, you can ask questions that you know will make them stumble. This is particularly good if you have a large audience as everyone will be in awe of you. Make sure you are humble when the person's weakness shows.

5. Learn About Good Books

Sparknotes. I repeat, sparknotes. Use the short notes found on this site to get a broad overview of famous classic novels. You only need to learn enough to make it seem that you have read the book. For a decent classic you should be able to do this in 30 minutes or less. And who knows, you may find that you want to read the book and gain some real intelligence.

4. Watch Movies

Watch some classic movies that are both good and bad. These movies don't have to be silent movies, black and white, etc. Just good movies, fulfilling movies. Also, watch some bad movies. Someone who can spout off one or two good movies will sound either smart or fake. But someone who can state both good and bad movies, and justify why each is classified that way, will sound intelligent.

3. Learn Quotes

A great writer once said: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - while this is amusing, it is not entirely correct when trying to appear smarter. People will be utterly in awe of you if you can quote a famous line from poetry, a great play, or a witticism by a literarary master. There are a million sites on the internet that will help you to find quotations. Learn one a day. If you wish to learn a few lines of poetry, I recommend starting with Plath, Ginsberg, or Whitman; everyone knows who they are, but few will be able to quote them. Oh - the quotation I used here is by Oscar Wilde.

2. Use Words you Know

Nothing makes you looks more like an idiot than fumbling language. Stick to what you know! People will argue that tapes and books can teach you new words, but you still risk a terrible mistake. Learning new words can broaden your thinking and amplify your ability to communicate. However, doing so will open you up to appearing stupid, so you should stick with words you are 100% positive of pronunciation and meaning. Even if it takes you an entire extra sentence to explain a concept that one word would have clarified instantly, it's totally worth it.

1. Be Quiet

Quite simply, the less you say, the less you can say wrong. Oh, and smile and nod knowingly.


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Chuckle. I mastered all those long ago, just batting around the universe learning things for the fun of it. Little things...like knowing we live in the Cenozoic, or the meaning of borborygm...I know a fascinating fellow I swear makes up acronyms! I'm very secure in my status, and to me and mine being extremely intelligent and well-educated is "normal." One good trick is to learn a new word in a sentence. For example, I will never, ever forget "ineluctable." I learned that one when I was nine, reading the Saturday Evening Post's page of funny stuff. Someone was talking about vocabulary, and suggested "This piece of pie is certainly ineluctable!" I find solisequeous useful, too. I haven't run across a word I didn't know in the Reader's Digest in over fifty years (I read it only in waiting rooms, and usually not even then because I take my own books to those unilateral agreements where I show up on time and the doctor sees me when he gets around to it), and I was aghast when I saw one for the first time recently and the 20 word list was down to 10 I think a moderately bright eight-year-old should know. Still, this is an excellent article, and it doesn't matter how or why one broadens his or her knowledge so long as one keeps doing it. Oh, Lawks, I need to get up, wash my hair, lave (or ablute) my filthy body, and prepare for a rough day tomorrow. Much love, Cassandra

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Okay, so somebody tell me who came up with "mesonoxion," because it isn't in my ancient Webster's Unabridged. The middle of the...hurt? Can't be night because surely that would be nux...Gee, Latin and Greek stems were a long time ago.

Stop nubilating, which has nothing to do with nubility! Much more of this and I may break into Tom Lehrer. Virility/sterility/senility...

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"Mesonoxion" is a 'construct' or, if you will, a neo-logism invented by moi...
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Welcome to OXION

Ion channels are intrinsic membrane proteins that act as gated pores and regulate the movement of ions across all cell membranes. They play essential roles in the physiology of all cells and defects in ion channel function have profound physiological and behavioural effects. In many cases, several different organ systems are involved and understanding the clinical disease requires knowledge of molecular and cellular biology, as well as whole organism physiology. Determination of the role of ion channels in health and disease therefore inevitably involves an integrated and multidisciplinary approach. Because of their important functional roles, membrane location, structural heterogeneity, and the restricted tissue expression of some channel types, ion channels are also important targets for drug therapy.

http://oxion.dpag.ox.ac.uk/

In particle physics, a meson is a strongly interacting boson—that is, a hadron with integral spin. In the Standard Model, mesons are composite (non-elementary) particles composed of an even number of quarks and antiquarks. All known mesons are believed to consist of a quark-antiquark pair—the so-called valence quarks—plus a "sea" of virtual quark-antiquark pairs and virtual gluons. Searches for exotic mesons that have different constituents are ongoing. The valence quarks may exist in a superposition of flavor states; for example, the neutral pion is neither an up-antiup pair nor a down-antidown pair, but an equal superposition of both. Pseudoscalar mesons (spin 0) have the lowest rest energy, where the quark and antiquark have opposite spin, and then the vector mesons (spin 1), where the quark and antiquark have parallel spin. Both come in higher-energy versions where the spin is augmented by orbital angular momentum. All mesons are unstable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meson

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